The 200th Post (Approaches)
This is the 195th post on this blog. At the rate I post I’ll probably reach the “Big 2-0-0” landmark tomorrow night. But I‘m hesitant. What should I do for my 200th post? It has to be big/memorable so I can’t just do any old thing. I want to make a spectacular to celebrate the occasion.
Some of the ideas I’ve had so far:
- Have sex with a midget and describe how it was
- Have a guest poster who is famous (that is also real)
- Get a drink (not related to 200th post)
The first idea is pretty difficult because I don’t know any midgets who would have sex with me. The second idea is also difficult for many of the same reasons. And the third one won't interest other people (unless they have a fetish for being properly hydrated).
Oh man I’m stumped!
Dearest readers, drop some comments on what you think would be a fitting way to celebrate my 200th (fantastic) post (that wouldn’t take much effort on my part)?
posted by Ben at 8:12 PM
5 Comments:
For my suggestion you would have to wait a couple of days.
I say you send your blog in letter form to The St.George Leader regarding your POSITIVE opinion on the proposed new Coles supermarket.
So that we know its you, sign off as Jobe.
When they publish it (most likely as "letter of the week") scan it and post.
Brilliant.
That's fucking genius. But I'd get lynched walking down the street. Those people have ways of finding out who Jobe is.
We'll protect you. By moving in packs, and using a bit of intellect. Freedom fighter housewivbes dont like packs, and they dont have any intellect, so it'll work a charm. And then we can throw eggs at them. Eggs bought from the NEW COLES!!!
I'm a midget, and I would love to have sex with you.
I would even allow you tape it if you were after a photo journal-ish approach.
I'll be in touch with you, Jobe....I hope you really will allow me to be a part of this.
If I was you, Jobe. I'd retire, while I'm ahead of the game.
Exit: Jobe
Enter: Fiddler
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