The 200th Post (Approaches)
This is the 195th post on this blog. At the rate I post I’ll probably reach the “Big 2-0-0” landmark tomorrow night. But I‘m hesitant. What should I do for my 200th post? It has to be big/memorable so I can’t just do any old thing. I want to make a spectacular to celebrate the occasion.
Some of the ideas I’ve had so far:
- Have sex with a midget and describe how it was
- Have a guest poster who is famous (that is also real)
- Get a drink (not related to 200th post)
The first idea is pretty difficult because I don’t know any midgets who would have sex with me. The second idea is also difficult for many of the same reasons. And the third one won't interest other people (unless they have a fetish for being properly hydrated).
Oh man I’m stumped!
Dearest readers, drop some comments on what you think would be a fitting way to celebrate my 200th (fantastic) post (that wouldn’t take much effort on my part)?