Maybe It’s All In My Head
Okay, there’s no maybes about it. I just rifled through my rubbish bin for old brunch bar wrappers to find the truth. I found many brunch bar wrappers, all were 35 grams (net). I’m now (sort of) convinced that they haven’t changed the sizes and very convinced that I have an eating problem.
But I also uncovered hilarity with the truth.
I stumbled upon this site when I see that in the description for the raisin variety of Cadbury Brunch Bars, they warn that the product, “contains raisins”. Where do they get off putting raisins in it? Fucking outrageous!
The same site also mentions that their raisin Brunch Bars are suitable for vegetarians, but the hazelnut variety (my personal choice) are not.
Imagine if the world was Cadbury and YOU WERE A VEGITARIAN! What’s acceptable and what isn’t? Oh, man, makes me thankful that I can eat hazelnut Brunch Bars so I don’t have to worry about that.
On the official Cadbury site it says that the population of Cadburytown is 300. Did everyone die or get eaten or something?
But I also uncovered hilarity with the truth.
I stumbled upon this site when I see that in the description for the raisin variety of Cadbury Brunch Bars, they warn that the product, “contains raisins”. Where do they get off putting raisins in it? Fucking outrageous!
The same site also mentions that their raisin Brunch Bars are suitable for vegetarians, but the hazelnut variety (my personal choice) are not.
Imagine if the world was Cadbury and YOU WERE A VEGITARIAN! What’s acceptable and what isn’t? Oh, man, makes me thankful that I can eat hazelnut Brunch Bars so I don’t have to worry about that.
On the official Cadbury site it says that the population of Cadburytown is 300. Did everyone die or get eaten or something?
posted by Ben at 11:07 PM
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