The Next Step

There’s something crushingly sad about being the best. Why? It’s lonely at the top.

Now that I’ve established myself as “the nicest blog dude with the flyest reviews” I’m starting to wonder where to take it from here. The reviews are only a small part of me but the kids seem to like it. I just hope they enjoy all of my other good qualities (lists, guest posters, tight abs).

But something troubles me. Is my blog good enough? Who’s reviewing me? Who’s giving me awards? Who’s interviewing me? Who’s sending me gifts after I have cam sex with them? Who’s the bank that has MY interests at heart?

This blog is almost three weeks old and I’m not a millionaire yet. What’s going on? I have sitcom ideas!