Tuesday Mourning

I woke up today entirely convinced that it was Wednesday. It was 3pm when I looked at my phone and saw that the day being displayed was Tuesday. How odd. I checked on the computer (my wall calendar is currently broken) and it supported the wacky ‘It’s Tuesday, Jobe, you idiot’ theory.

Wednesday is one of my favourite days of the week (I have 6 favourite days of the week) so I’m sort of sad that it’s not Wednesday today. But at the same time I’m happy that it’s Wednesday tomorrow and I get a fresh start. Honestly, I didn’t make much out of the fake Wednesday so I’ll relish the second chance.

I’m sure a few of you are thinking, “sure, he’s just saying Wednesday is one of his favourite days because it suited the drama in the post.” But you’d be wrong. Wednesdays are great. When you’re unemployed just about every day is like a Saturday, except Saturday, which really is a Saturday.