What Are You… Chicken?
Well, it’s happened again. I’ve fallen: for slick marketing. Every time I see slick marketing I take it home and we fuck but it’s never as good as promised. I still feel just as hollow as ever, but after falling for slick marketing and letting it do unholy things to my body I just feel used.
posted by Ben at 5:22 PM
9 Comments:
Being a slick young marketer myself, i am quite satisfied by your comments. Just think, every time you fuck, theres a little bit of me being fucked too.
thats somewhat distrubing..
my spelling, even more so.
Wait, wouldn't that mean I was actually fucking you a little?
It's comforting to know that you'd happily fuck me. I mean, I'm not "that way" (*points) inclined but it's flattering, you know?
Distrubing, that actually sounds quite tastey. Like apple distruble.
You stole my heart Benj. You stole my heart...
I just haven't been able to love since I left Ikea. The world is bad enough without me breaking hearts and creating more "hurt", more anguish.
Oh God I'm a monster!
Also, I was thinking distrubing as in "disrobing". Sorta sexy? YES! "That was a hot post, I'm going to disrobe myself and contemplate it further... WITH HANDS!"
Wait, your name is Benj?
*scribbles notes in dog-eared detective journal*
*purchases hat with ear flaps*
*stakes out*
wat have i done....
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