Interrogator-ed

Today I was taken to the police station and interrogated. I don’t know why. They put me in that room and asked me questions all night. In the morning they released me without warning, throwing me out of a police car a few k’s out of town. Those language police are fucking cunts.

“What’s your favourite homonym?”

“I don’t know…”

“You don’t know, or you don’t CARE?”

“I dunno… both, I guess.”

“Where were you when the semi-colon was invented?”

“When was that?”

“WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A MURDER!” (<--- rhetorical question)