Make Your Own Oprah Episode
Find a once fat person who has lost weight. Call them an inspiration. Say you want to give them a makeover to thank them for being an inspiration. Not just to you, but to EVERYONE.
After the makeover invite your black friend over and have them sing a song to all of your white friends. If they aren’t appreciative then give them something free, such as a coaster or watermelon.
After the makeover invite your black friend over and have them sing a song to all of your white friends. If they aren’t appreciative then give them something free, such as a coaster or watermelon.
posted by Ben at 4:00 PM
8 Comments:
dont forget to have stevie wonder driving a Bentley with three of his best blind friends in the back seat.
Train me, Jobes. I'm all yours! I want to be crowned - "Muffin - Champion of The World."
Muffin, do you want to be 'muffin - champion of the world' or 'muffin champion of the world'. Cos personally, i would want to be the later.
I can train you for that too. Gimme a call.
*dreams about having TWO world champions training under him*
Jobes and Citizen - "Muffin champion of the world" is prefabable. It wont be hard I am already dominating my own little world I just need some help on dominating the WHOLE world. Ya dig?!
Noted.
You shall both be muffin champions of the world in your respective sex and weight divisions before too long.
just jump on some fucking furniture and impregnate a woman half your age. oprah prime time fo sho
But only impregnate her if she's an inspiration to you.
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