What’s That On Your Mind, Adam?

As 'What's This On My Hand?' prepares to shape-shift like a DrWho/cat, I've decided to ask some of the more active and noteworthy readers their thoughts on "stuff". First stop HAD TO BE (ie he was first to reply) Adam from that site.

I CHOOSE YOU, {{INTERVIEWAZARD}}!

Why did the first 500 posts of WTOMH mean to you/your organisation?

I'll admit, that I really only became a regular entertainee (ie, one who is entertained) by your blog for the last 250 posts and really only skimmed/ignored the first 250. The last 250 have taken me on a journey through life and left me pondering questions I had not come to realise just yet. I found myself laughing out loud at the bizarreness and randomness of some of the posts. The times when I did not laugh out loud I was way totally entertained. Each morning I check out what's on my hand after reading my personal e-mails and before tackling any work related e-mails.

Do you think it's wrong to fuck with a winning formula?

No. I don't.

I think that the bits that make me laugh will exist in whatever form your blog takes, I don't imagine that any format will obstruct the hilarity/stupid phrasing.

What are you expecting from the new WTOMH?

I'm expecting far more life lessons from the new QWHTAKMJAHSYJSOY. Sure, you're younger than me and live in a different city, BUT THAT"S NOT FREAKIN GONNA STOP ME LEARNING LIFE LESSONS - Freakin' Jeez!! I'd also like to see less full frontal nudity but more/same interaction with your loyal fans, ie, that Erased guy. Maybe a crossover feature like all those shows on Crime Night on Ten. I'd like to see more Jobe and less KerryAnneKennally. The thing is, you don't have to be the best blog in the world. Ms Fits does her thing, IOYC does his thing, Book Book does his thing and you do your thing and I'm proud that you're all putting in a bang up effort to entertain me and possibly others.

What would you like to see on my hand in the future (content wise)?

I have always very much enjoyed the continuing sagas, the triplets, the missing pussy cat, Sarah, etc. I would be very sad if I did not see other/better sagas in the future. No pressure, just make sure it's freakin good stuff.

Do you think it's going to be any good? Or will it be like "New Coke" and suck so much arse that the original recipe has to be brought back and repackaged to appease consumers?

Dude, if you're on the case, I'm pretty sure it's going to be good. If you leave upto that retard Rove/The Prez of USA [ed. does he mean George Bush or the shitty band?] then you might just be in trouble. I'm quietly confident. Hey, is there anyone that thinks the new version is going to be crap? I'd like to bet them $5. (Say no to gambling).

What would be your advice to kids these days?

My advice to kids is:

• Carry lubricant.
• Don't eat dirt that has worms in it. Oh okay, don't look at me like that, goddamit don't cry, alright eat the freakin dirt.
• Enjoy your childhood before you get sold to the Burma government to be a child soldier.
• Ronald McDonald can't be killed, but give it a damn good try.
• Do you like Ninja Turtles?
• Don't grip crayons with your fist - use thumb and forefinger.
• Enter as many competitions as you can, it gets harder as you get older.
• You are invincible. Enjoy falling over.

Oh who will join us next on this star-studded excursion of facts?

Could it be YOU?!