Maybe we could start with a sentence fragment (they often have semicolons!). If that works we could work up to a sentence; then maybe we can work up to a paragragh. You can't just jump straight into paragraphs jobe; there is an awful lot of punctuation there!!
I think that you, bevis, like it when we, jobe and I, talk dirty to you; like when we over puncuate; over, and over (and under) and over again!!!!!!?????!!!!!
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Thank you for clearing that up. I felt dirty for a moment there.
I expect this publication to be proofreaded and double checked before it's release to the public. Please be more professional in future.
Haha... 'proofreaded'. Donce.
Proofread THIS *points to crotchal region*
is that a semicolon?
No. {{It's a CROTCH}}
i sometimes get the two confused!
I think Ang is making a statement about your 'size', Jobe.
I was only going by the picture though!
Sure you were.
I hear muppets are hung like horses!!
I'd like to slip my semi-colon in your sentence.
I'm blushing....or were you speaking to bevis? Either way, I'm blushing!
The horse Muppets are, especially.
And I really think he was talking to you; my sentences already have all the semi-colons they could ever want or need.
I keep my sentences satisfied when it comes to punctuation.
I want to make paragraphs with you, Ang.
Maybe we could start with a sentence fragment (they often have semicolons!). If that works we could work up to a sentence; then maybe we can work up to a paragragh. You can't just jump straight into paragraphs jobe; there is an awful lot of punctuation there!!
Yea, you're right. We should probably grow towards a pragraph, together.
You're the encyclopaedia and I'm the thesaurus of the couple.
I'm starting to feel dirty again.
(See original comment at top for depth of understanding on the wit being utilised here; semi-colons an all.)
I don't get it, Bev.
I am missing the depth here too, bevis; do we need to have a little talk about personal hygiene?
*sigh*
No, you were getting all hot-and-bothered with your punctuation euphemisms, and I was reading it feeling really awkward and ... well ... dirty.
Don't worry about it; it missed the mark. Let's move on.
Don't lie, Bevis.
All that punctuating made you feel lumpy in the pants.
I think that you, bevis, like it when we, jobe and I, talk dirty to you; like when we over puncuate; over, and over (and under) and over again!!!!!!?????!!!!!
Dude, I think you made him climax.
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