Things I Know About Turtles
- Hard in places (Holland?)
- Hardy in plastic
- Possibly edible if prepared correctly
- Slow, though not AS slow as some creatures
- Not related to salmon
- Looks like Tortoise
- Baby turtles would have 38% better chance of survival is named “turtlettes”
- Would win in a race against a leopard that died from emphysema
posted by Ben at 9:41 PM
7 Comments:
You forgot:
* Costs less than $438.50 (Australian)
* Very few called 'The Whistler'
* Feature heavily in turtle tales
* Greenish
* One head only (most of them)
* They like to play hopscotch, but as a species they're not very good
I didn't know that until your post just then.
I'm here to educate.
Educate and eat. Pass the Burger Rings.
I don't have Burger Rings. I only eat Ruffles.
Urgh! I'm outta here.
And for that you will go hungry/starve (until you find a convenience store that sells Burger Rings)
It took me nearly four days, but I found one. Phew! I can now relax.
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