I Could Have Been A Star
Remember when the younger daughter grew into a bit of a hottie in the later series? Yea, that was cool.
But back to the main issue, how would my life be different if I was a star on Hey Dad (and I mean STAR, not one of the people in a small role like Nudge or Mr Kelly)?
I think the main way my life would be different is money. I’d be pretty rich from all the royalties you’d get as a star of Hey Dad. Just look at the people who were in it, they haven’t gotten a job since Hey Dad (cept the fat little kid who did some toilet paper commercials). Why? Because they have so much freakin’ money to sick back and grow fat off.
Fame would be the second main way my life would be different. I bet the stars of Hey Dad get stopped on the street all the time. “Holy shit! Aren’t you Robert Hughes, the actor who played Martin Kelly in the hit TV sitcom, Hey Dad?” Yes. “Remember me, I played Betty. It’s me, Julie McGregor.” Oh, right.
I think I’d also get a lot of bitches as a star of Hey Dad. The sort of people who watched Hey Dad are about 20-25 now: prime groupie age. They’d probably flip out/offer themselves to me after they found out I was a star of Hey Dad. “I’ve never done this before but, well, I’ve never met someone as famous as you.”