5 Things I’m Not:
- An undercover lifeguard (“Jobe, you’re in too deep. I saw you applying zinc in the showers last week! You’ve become one of them!”).
- Jaded magician.
- In love with that indie chick with the ghostbusters shirt
- Born to ruuuuuuuun
- Good at singing Bruce Springsteen.
posted by Ben at 10:16 PM
3 Comments:
I don't believe you're not a jaded magician. I also believe in the power of the double negative.
I believe you can be a massive twat sometimes, and other times you'r just sooo frakkin sweet i wanna pinch your cheeks.
Rach: I've used the double (and triple, and quadruple) negatives many times before. It's time to move forward.
Steph: I'm the perfect man. Just enough of a cunt to keep you interested but so frakkin (wtf?) sweet I treat you life an angel.
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