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Rule #1 of having a secret blog
Under no circumstances should you make the mistake of posting one of the secret blog posts on your normal, funny blog where emotions are taboo. To avoid doing this you should not go near a computer when unhappy, tired and drunk.
Rule #2 of having a secret blog
If you DO fuck up and post an emo rant on the happy blog, then you should never let this post linger. DO take a shit at 5am, 3 hours after you posted it, and remember that you forgot to log out of Jobe and log into the other site before you posted.
Rule #3 of having a secret blog
If you do fuck up and make a post on the wrong blog, ensure you look at your stats to see if anyone saw this post while it was up. If 2 people saw it, you must kill them.
Follow these rules and you'll be fine!
Under no circumstances should you make the mistake of posting one of the secret blog posts on your normal, funny blog where emotions are taboo. To avoid doing this you should not go near a computer when unhappy, tired and drunk.
Rule #2 of having a secret blog
If you DO fuck up and post an emo rant on the happy blog, then you should never let this post linger. DO take a shit at 5am, 3 hours after you posted it, and remember that you forgot to log out of Jobe and log into the other site before you posted.
Rule #3 of having a secret blog
If you do fuck up and make a post on the wrong blog, ensure you look at your stats to see if anyone saw this post while it was up. If 2 people saw it, you must kill them.
Follow these rules and you'll be fine!
posted by Ben at 5:18 AM
5 Comments:
Yannow what, Jobe? Sometimes it's hard to tell when you're being disingenuous. But at least you were able to spell connoisseur the other day so that can't be a bad thing.
Tip: Drink some water when you get up.
Rule #4. If you have a blogspot blog which has an RSS feed, which will therefore remember the original post even after you've deleted it, don't draw attention to it.
Oooo that's a good one, Lefty!
At times, Steph. At times (especially 2am when you're tired and emotional times).
Guess what? I found it. I've read most of it just this morning.
Your very emo aint ya Jobelicious?
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