Case Update
So today I began my investigation by visiting the scene of the crime. I'd be lying if I didn't say it was a lovely place. You know, not like your normal crack dens and so forth. This place was classy.
A penthouse apartment with 360 degree views of this wonderful city. Certainly a view undeserving of a dead body. They couldn't appreciate this.
But someone did. Someone appreciated it so much they didn't want to share it? It's a possibility.
The victim was facing easy. And also north. Then west. Followed by south. You see, they had been killed and placed on a Lazy Susan that spun around in the breeze. It was a hypnotic sight, but one which soon had me feeling dizzy.
Not much evidence in the crime scene. A dead body, a room, silk bedsheets, a vase filled with daffodils.
It was then that I realised this case wouldn't be as easy to solve as I thought.
A penthouse apartment with 360 degree views of this wonderful city. Certainly a view undeserving of a dead body. They couldn't appreciate this.
But someone did. Someone appreciated it so much they didn't want to share it? It's a possibility.
The victim was facing easy. And also north. Then west. Followed by south. You see, they had been killed and placed on a Lazy Susan that spun around in the breeze. It was a hypnotic sight, but one which soon had me feeling dizzy.
Not much evidence in the crime scene. A dead body, a room, silk bedsheets, a vase filled with daffodils.
It was then that I realised this case wouldn't be as easy to solve as I thought.
posted by Ben at 9:12 PM
5 Comments:
Sounds to me like you need the help of Kommissar Rex. One sniff and a quick piss and he'll have it sorted in no time.
Nah, no dogs allowed in the building.
fuck.
the daffodils are key to solving this case.
Screw that. Steal the silk sheets. Any stains will wash out eventually.
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