Sunday, February 19, 2006

Fetish Properties

I’m pretty sure I have a fetish for being flaccid. Whenever I’m having sex and I think about being flaccid I go hard.

It’s pretty odd.

8 Comments:

Blogger Steph said...

How exactly do you have sex with a flaccid cock in the first place?

1:48 PM  
Blogger Jobe said...

Well obviously I wouldn't just dive right in with the penetration. It would be the total act of having sex. So I might be eating her out and start thinking of my flaccid cock and then it happens.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

Thanks for the details. I'm REALLY glad i asked now.

2:54 PM  
Blogger Jobe said...

No probs. I know you fantasise about us "doing the dirty" quite often, so I thought you might appreciate some extra info about how I run things.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Ang said...

flaccid is such an icky word..."flaccid". eww, it just sounds soft!

7:34 PM  
Blogger Jobe said...

You just haven't seen my type of flaccid.

If you had experienced it, you'd be spread eagle, totally out of breath, convulsing in orgasmic delight, begging me to "go flaccid on you".

7:41 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

Methinks you're super toey today. Go and rub one out already.

9:51 PM  
Blogger Jobe said...

It's not the toeyness, Steph. It's the longing to be heeeeld and cuddledddddd.

9:59 PM  

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