Globalisation > You

There was a time I hated on globalisation, but it was while I was dating an activist chick and I sort of just acted down to get in her pants, so I don’t know if that counts (2 + 2?). Anyway, today I became really fucking impressed with globalisation.

TIME LINE (sponsored by Rolex)

Sunday -> order clothing via website based in America
Monday -> PUBLIC HOLIDAY
Tuesday -> Hung out a bit
Wednesday -> Worked
Thursday -> Hung out a bit (at work)
Friday -> FUCKING CLOTHES HERE

Back before globalisation and the internet it would take like 3 weeks for my shits to arrive from America that I ordered on the internet. Now it’s arrived in like 3 business days. Fucking ace.