Can’t One Night Stand It
So I caught a televisual advertisement for Neighbours next week and I’m pretty shocked. Apparently Skye (Sky? Ski?) has ***SPOILER*** gone “off the rails” ™ and is going to have a one night stand.
Now that’s pretty darn shocking. Sex was always one of those subjects on Neighbours that just wasn’t talked about. And as for introducing the concept of a one night stand is just fucking out there and in your face television DEFINED.
Now I’ll come out and say that I have nothing against one night stands. Most of the times I have sexual intercourse it is during a one night stand, whether the girl knows it or not (she will by morning, LOL). But to show it on Neighbours just doesn’t seem right.
I wonder why Skye is having a one night stand anyway. Does she really like sex? Can’t tell the difference between love and sex? Is just discovering the joy of sex? Is trying to fill a void in her life? Gets off on the power trip of making guys cum? Needed something to do other than watch TV because all that was on is FUCKING Big Brother and she hates it?
I guess we’ll just have to tune in to find out!
Now that’s pretty darn shocking. Sex was always one of those subjects on Neighbours that just wasn’t talked about. And as for introducing the concept of a one night stand is just fucking out there and in your face television DEFINED.
Now I’ll come out and say that I have nothing against one night stands. Most of the times I have sexual intercourse it is during a one night stand, whether the girl knows it or not (she will by morning, LOL). But to show it on Neighbours just doesn’t seem right.
I wonder why Skye is having a one night stand anyway. Does she really like sex? Can’t tell the difference between love and sex? Is just discovering the joy of sex? Is trying to fill a void in her life? Gets off on the power trip of making guys cum? Needed something to do other than watch TV because all that was on is FUCKING Big Brother and she hates it?
I guess we’ll just have to tune in to find out!
posted by Ben at 8:11 PM
3 Comments:
i pashed her when i was in year 10 and she was in year 9 at a party
it was the highlight of my life jobe, honest
Dude she kisses everyone. Didn't you know? She one-night-stands with all the cute boys (and some girls).
Connor and Michelle had a one night stand which resulted in Maddie and that was a few years back. Now that I think of it Connor hasn't seen that kid in a long time...
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