Random Thoughts While At The Zoo

• Why are you charging so much to see animals? I can see animals for free ANYWHERE (almost).
• Oh. Okay. That’s a fair point. Sorry for totally exploding there.
• Oh, awesome, mixed nuts!
• What do you mean it’s for the animals only?
• This is pretty freakin boring.
• Monkeys = overrated.
• Too much walking.
• Why does that kid get a stroller?
• Oh, I get it now. The zoo is fun!
• Birds = overrated.
• Snow leopards = live up to reputation.
• This bitch better put out or this zoo trip would be for NOTHING.
• They should crossbreed some of these fuckers to make it more interesting for me.
• What do you MEAN there aren’t any sperm whales here?
• What Would The Fresh Prince Do?
• I’m cold. I wonder if anyone would notice if I killed one of those seals for their toasty, toasty pelt.
• Oh, God. I can’t stand these accusing eyes.
• Everyone suspects me.
• What was that? Oh man they’re on to me.
• Oooo penguins.
• Holy shit! Even the penguins know!
• I’ve gotta get out of here.