There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

Because the switch is broken and I can’t turn it off.

I hate to ask but I’m really starting to panic. Last night I started something I couldn’t finish when I tried to break the globe. Maybe it will work if I put my hand in glove and turn it?

Heaven knows I’m miserable now with this problem. I feel like the boy with the thorn in his side. And don’t even bother with that “how many ___s does it take to change a light bulb” shit, because that joke isn’t funny anymore.

Look, I hate to paint a vulgar picture but I’ve just had a really unhappy birthday.