What Would Jobe Do?
Dear Jobe,
I have made a tremendous error of judgement by sleeping with a young woman named Vee. It is highly regretful, as I have been married for over thirty years, but nonetheless it has happened. I hate the tomato. What am I to do?
Kind regards,
Howard
Hey Howie B,
Only one option: become a total sex bomb, so when the wifey finds out you will have lived it all and you will no longer require your dick.
You should probably learn some tips of giving ill head and think of some new positions to try, otherwise these young girls will leave you behind and you won’t be leaving anything in their behind, if you follow.
Have you thought of pilates? Not relevant, but I make $20 for each person I refer. Anyway, consider it.
I have made a tremendous error of judgement by sleeping with a young woman named Vee. It is highly regretful, as I have been married for over thirty years, but nonetheless it has happened. I hate the tomato. What am I to do?
Kind regards,
Howard
Hey Howie B,
Only one option: become a total sex bomb, so when the wifey finds out you will have lived it all and you will no longer require your dick.
You should probably learn some tips of giving ill head and think of some new positions to try, otherwise these young girls will leave you behind and you won’t be leaving anything in their behind, if you follow.
Have you thought of pilates? Not relevant, but I make $20 for each person I refer. Anyway, consider it.
posted by Ben at 9:32 PM
6 Comments:
I do Pilates, but i find Yoga easier.
What were we talking about?
But pilates actually achieves something.
I'm going to hug you now, okay.
kthanxbi
I love that you're now incorporating On Beauty references to your posts! (even if you hate the book.) I'm so proud of my boy!
You know I only do it for you, baby/because I can't think of anything better.
Doh. You were going so well with giving me a compliment there for a second...
Sorry shug. Maybe next time.
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