To The Few, The Innovative
I hate it when homeless people or junkies try to wash your windscreen when you’re waiting at the lights. But the other day it got so much worse. I come up to the lights and see this scruffy looking dude (not a metrosexual) waiting near the lights with a bucket. Here we fucking go, I thought.
He starts walking towards me and I try to wave him away. I shake my head quite thoroughly. But he keeps coming towards the car and… then he renovates my bathroom.
He finishes renovating my bathroom and comes up to the window for some money. I tell him that I said no so I won’t pay him. He says that’s fine. He just renovates the bathrooms and if he gets paid then that’s a bonus.
I get confused and start crying. He comforts me.
He starts walking towards me and I try to wave him away. I shake my head quite thoroughly. But he keeps coming towards the car and… then he renovates my bathroom.
He finishes renovating my bathroom and comes up to the window for some money. I tell him that I said no so I won’t pay him. He says that’s fine. He just renovates the bathrooms and if he gets paid then that’s a bonus.
I get confused and start crying. He comforts me.
posted by Ben at 7:49 PM
4 Comments:
What a bastard. I hope you 'capped him?
I like to switch on the wipers and then pay them to try and do it without getting touched.
I like simple yet complex pleasures.
Where can i find him? I need a new bathtub STAT.
I did, Bev.
Fun game, Sherriff.
Steph. You can have my old one if you want. He threw it out when he renovated.
Post a Comment
<< Home