A Call To Arms (For Friends)
Hey!
I'm about to sign up for a dating site. If you have a picture of me that is blurry, from my year 12 formal, shows me holding my baby child or making out with my same-sex friend while drunk, please email them to me.
If you don't have any photos and want to chat with a guy with a great sense of humour, hot bod and nasty mind then also send me and email.
I'm about to sign up for a dating site. If you have a picture of me that is blurry, from my year 12 formal, shows me holding my baby child or making out with my same-sex friend while drunk, please email them to me.
If you don't have any photos and want to chat with a guy with a great sense of humour, hot bod and nasty mind then also send me and email.
posted by Ben at 10:49 PM
4 Comments:
I have that picture of you blowing your dog that time. You want that one?
Yea if I don't look too fat in it.
I have a lovely picture Jobe - and you totally don't look fat in it. However, you aren't blowing a dog either, and I have a feeling that the kind of girl you're chasing would probably really dig that. Plus you aren't wearing a funny t-shirt.
PS: Why are you joining a dating agency... all your firstdates sound lovely!
It's more of a casual sex thing.
I'll still firstdate. But I'll cheat on them too.
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