A Firstdate
So I had this hot firstdate today with a hotbabe. It started off with a lovely lunch and then we decided to go back to her place to hang out for a bit and chat. But when I got there it soon got very strange.
Turns out this chick has balls! Not, like, a lot of confidence or strength but real live BALLS.
So we’re sitting opposite on her couch, her with her legs spread a little in tight pants, and I couldn’t avert my eyes from her bulging balls. Why didn’t she mention that she had them? I suppose it would seem sort of creepy and direct if she came right out and said she had balls, but… yea… I dunno. She should be more experienced at breaking the news since she lives with the problem.
After a while I couldn’t take it. I came right out and said, “so… what’s with those small balls on your bookshelf?”
Suddenly she turned red and looked away, laughing awkwardly. “They’re sex toys,” she said. “You put the balls in the vagina.”
Half an hour later I was fucking a chick who has balls. And I liked it.
Turns out this chick has balls! Not, like, a lot of confidence or strength but real live BALLS.
So we’re sitting opposite on her couch, her with her legs spread a little in tight pants, and I couldn’t avert my eyes from her bulging balls. Why didn’t she mention that she had them? I suppose it would seem sort of creepy and direct if she came right out and said she had balls, but… yea… I dunno. She should be more experienced at breaking the news since she lives with the problem.
After a while I couldn’t take it. I came right out and said, “so… what’s with those small balls on your bookshelf?”
Suddenly she turned red and looked away, laughing awkwardly. “They’re sex toys,” she said. “You put the balls in the vagina.”
Half an hour later I was fucking a chick who has balls. And I liked it.
posted by Ben at 5:44 PM
10 Comments:
vaginal balls and anal beads. good work jobe.
you've got yourself a keeper there
Yea. She smelt nice too. Like lilies. And when she got into it she smelt like lilies on a wet summer day.
"She's a very freaky girl..."
Subtle delivery,innuendo, this has it all. It was worth screwing up the botox in my face to smile at this.*
* I don't really have botox,everything on my body is real..except for the color of the drapes and the carpet :)*
Oh, I love everything about this. And the comments just added to the joy of it all.
Thankyou Jobe.
(PS: Although I have nothing of value to add, I'm trying to up my interaction points level. Is it working?)
Girly. I dunno... you seem to know about botox a lot for someone who APPARENTLY doesn't have it.
No problem, Malady. It was my pleasure to pleasure you (mentally). And yes, you are racking up many a point. I'll be painting you platinum before you know it! (sort of creepy...)
Jobe-eee??? Can I ask a question-nnnn???
Can I be painted with chocolate instead of platinum if I provide the chocolate and painting implements???? It won't cost the other members any more, and I reckon it would be better.
What do you think?
That girl (and any other female that would like to comment). Is it normal for a girl to change the colour of the carpet when she changes the colour of the drapes? Cos when i walk around pretty much every second chick has tweaked with their drapes and i often wonder if they have gone to the effort to complete the design.
Malady. Sounds messy but I guess so. As long as I can eat some of the chocolate. Putting it all on you and not getting to lick any would be such a tease!
You may lick the paintbrush Jobe. The canvas may need to be convinced...
Why would I want to lick canvas? You're just odd, Malady.
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