Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Hey, Quick Question

Can a chick with no depth perception (she only has one eye) tell the size of my penis from front on?

I mean… girth yea, of course. But length?

Get back to me ASAP.

8 Comments:

Blogger kiki said...

yes she can

7:17 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

reminds me of a joke, guy with a wooden eye hooks up with a girl who has a vertically oriented mouth. they get drunk and start falling for each other...

He says: Would you like to have sex with me?
She says: Would i!! (ie wood eye)
He says: Fuck you cunt face!

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Malady said...

What an odd joke.

And it would have to depend on the angle of your appendage, and the vantage point from which she was viewing it.

2:51 PM  
Anonymous orange_ds said...

I can only imagine the hilarity if she didnt. Just picture it. She goes to give you a blowjob then SMACK, she cops it right in the eye cos she cant see how far she was from it.

3:13 PM  
Blogger Dave Mack said...

LOOOLS!!!

4:17 PM  
Blogger Jobe said...

Kiki: Shit!

Sam: I don't like it.

Malady. It wasn't a joke. Thanks for the great response.

OJ: Or she might miss it, take an airswing and topple over.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

sorry jobe.

8:39 PM  
Anonymous Malady said...

Jobe, I was referring to Sam's joke, which I thought was odd.

12:36 AM  

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