I See Some Ladies Tonight That Should Be Havin’ My Baby, Baby
I was in a good mood this morning. So good a mood, in fact, that I decided that when the chick comes to collect the census from our household I will not reject her sex. Yes. Even if she is old and/or fat! It would make her day/ late for collecting from other houses.
But then a guy came so I couldn’t make my offer...
You ever have moments like these? Where you wonder what MIGHT have been...
But then a guy came so I couldn’t make my offer...
You ever have moments like these? Where you wonder what MIGHT have been...
posted by Ben at 3:41 PM
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I often see the hot guy that works in the bank and I wonder what would happen if I grabbed him by his tie and pashed him till he passed out, and then took advantage of him in his passed out state...
And then another customer will come in and I think oh well, maybe tomorrow.
Yeah. It would be fair to say that I wonder what might be.
I thought you said you two would never ever go together?
Are you only lying to me, or are you lying to yourself as well?
Hang on there soldier, I thought we were talking about what MIGHT be, not the way things actually are in reality?
This is me wondering what MIGHT happen if I breached the rules of the club. Which I wouldn't do. Or my membership would be revoked. That would never do!
It's fun to pretend sometimes.
Look Jobe, look at all those people auditioning for Idol because they have HEAPS of talent.
...
Apparently lots of people are pretending this time of the year.
I don't get it.
I assume I need to have seen Idol to get it.
I want it on the record that I DO NOT WATCH IDOL.
However, its harder to avoid than bogans at Centrelink, so how have you NOT seen it Jobe?
You seem guilty.
It's pretty easy to avoid. I don't really watch TV unless there's something specific on that I want to watch. Like a documentary on snakes and lizards.
I eat a lot too.
"Like a documentary on snakes and lizards." Does this mean you're gonna go see the new Samuel L Jackson {[BLOCKBUSTER]} 'Snakes on a Plane' Jobes?
Maybe. But I'd prefer to see a doco on reptiles.
They fascinate me.
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