Random Thoughts While Buying a Drink

• Yes! A drink will really quench my insatiable appetite for beverages.
• Oh gosh! So many tasty things to order. Possibilitiiiiiiiies
• I wonder what Malady would drink… Taro, probably.
• I’ll just have a beer, I think.
• Yea. A beer.
• Wow. The bar chick is really pretty!
• She’s smiling at me too. What lovely service.
• Wait... why would she be smiling?
• She obviously can’t be interested in someone like me (I have no left hand side of face)…
• And if you’re so very entertaining, why are you on your own tonight?
• She’s up to something!
• I hope she doesn’t put a skeleton in my drink.
• Oh man what if that tap is dispensing the beverage I ordered?
• What are her motives?
• What have I done to her?
• This is fucking insane!
• I’m not thirsty anymore.
• Oh fuck I have to get the hell out of her. They’re all out to get me. Just like the last place.
• I CANNOT WIN!
• Still kind of thirsty.
• That place looks nice. I'll try there.