Sunday, August 06, 2006
About Me

- Name: Ben
- Location: Sydney, Australia
The blog of a dude. Sometimes stand-up comedian thing, sometimes cooking man. Always attention to detail.
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22 Comments:
uncanny
is the switch part of the second picture? or just the socket
The orange colour on the switch is.
Sorry to hijack your comments Jobelicious, but can i ask Kiki why he deleted my comment on his blog?
Seems he can dish it out, but can't take it.
What a suprise. NOT.
He's a bit of a sook, you see. He saw your comment and came running to me. Now he's taken over my house and his crap is everywhere and he won't get out of my bed, which he now refers to as OUR bed.
HA! Is he spooning you every night?
I have boobs at my back, and they don't belong to me!!
Steph, I love your new piccy. Beautiful. Kiki is a boy then?
Mmm. A cute boy who had issues with disabled people. Why does he have a problem with you Steph? Are you differently-abled???
OMG - you only have one eye. Thats it, isn't it? Cos we know from your last pic that your legs are in working order.
Why can't we all just get along??
sorry Jobe, when i get my shit together i'll be out of here, promise
god knows how long it will take though.
steph, i deleted your comment because it wasn't nice, and nice things don't belong in this blogosphere world, kna mean?
malady. i am a boy. some people even refer to me as a man, but they are fools.
not issues with all disabled people, just the lazy ones...
wait... what? oh... what? wait... what? sook? meh,
Giiiiirl (da nur nur nurrr) you'll be a womaaaaaaan soooooon.
Malady, Steph just admitted she has boobs on her back. That is pretty disfigured/ disabled. She would be SO hard to hug without copping a feel.
*gives Steph a nice, long, squeezy hug to prove his point*
I wanna know what Steph said.
I just came up with a sick name for a band:
Steph and the E-Beefs.
Kiki, you moron. You say you deleted me for not being "nice"???
Hypocrite. The only times you ever posted on my blog was to be a total bitchboy to me.
Jobe is the only one who can be nasty to me. And even then i crack the sooks over THAT!!
malady, I never know with you whether you're being sarcastic or not. This fucking blog makes me apprehensive every time i come here. I never know who's gonna take a shot. It's making me fucking PARANOID Arrghhhh!!!
Sam, You're another kiki minion. Shaddap.
Sorry Steph, I don't mean to be confusing, but such is the nature of the beast.
FYI: I really do like your new piccy, that was serious. Its well taken and you have beautiful eye(s).
As for the second comment, well that was all tongue in cheek. I don't really think you are differently-abled, or that you only possess one eye. I think you are a fully functioning person.
Though (insert sarcasm here) apparently you have breasts on your back. That must make it really hard to buy bra's yeah?
Kiki: Yay! I'm not a fool.
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Oh the dramas...
Awww Stephy don't crack the sooks over me when I dig into you. I always follow a jibe up with a hug and a kiss on the forehead.
No need to be apprehensive when you come here. Just remember: whether you think you can or you think you can't... you right!
"Though (insert sarcasm here) apparently you have breasts on your back. That must make it really hard to buy bra's yeah?"
Bzzzt. She'd just buy normal bras but wear them back to front!
Silly Malady.
that's funny
A new person!
Welcome, Christine. Enjoy your stay.
If you like funny well you have come to the right place.
"Seems he can dish it out, but can't take it.
What a suprise. NOT."
haha. NOT.
who uses 'not' anymore, seriously
loser
Hush!
What an awesome comeback Kiki.
*Falls at Kiki's feet in mock adulation*
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