Shopping Tales
You’ve all seen those ads on TV where a dude (possibly liquored up) yells about insane rug prices on sale. Well last weekend I finally gave in and attended one of the big rug sales I saw advertised on TV.
I thought I would be totally stoked with savings and come home with millions of rugs under my arm. But the place was chock full of fucking shit rugs. They were so bad my shopping companion and I just walked around saying “there’s a shrug, there’s another. Look out! It’s a shrug!” and shrugging at the awful selection on show.
Theme music: Public Enemy – Don’t Believe The Hype
I thought I would be totally stoked with savings and come home with millions of rugs under my arm. But the place was chock full of fucking shit rugs. They were so bad my shopping companion and I just walked around saying “there’s a shrug, there’s another. Look out! It’s a shrug!” and shrugging at the awful selection on show.
Theme music: Public Enemy – Don’t Believe The Hype
posted by Ben at 9:27 PM
2 Comments:
I went there too!! I wanted a hall runner, and they were just manky. It's the second time i've been sucked in to going to one of those "clearance" houses.
Never again.
Wow. We're pretty much destined to fall in love I think.
Wouldn't you agree?
We could have babies and houses and go shopping for NICE rugs.
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