Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Training

I saw this chick on the train that had strange eyebrows. No matter what she did or how se looked, her expression was always 'SURPRISED!'

I think that is a good idea to construct eyebrows in such a manner. People often say I look sad or bored, when it isn’t true. Perhaps I could style my eyebrows similar to the train lady. “What are you so surprised about, Jobe?”

“Oh nothing!”

9 Comments:

Blogger Sam said...

People always think I look dissinterested and pissed off. Generally they're right. I think I might remodel my eye brows too. Thanks for the idea jobe!

2:07 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

I have an Aunt who shaves off her eyebrows and draws them on. She too has a constantly suprised look about her.

Rather apt when she had a heart attack whilst shagging her next door neighbour.

Yes. My family is a mere plane trip away from a Jerry Springer episode.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous orange_ds said...

Just develope a twitch in one eye. Then people will just avoid all eye contact.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Jobe said...

Sam. Let's go together and get it done!

Steph. No surprise.

Doubt it, OJ. They'd stare at the twitch.

8:00 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

is it just me or does that pic make steph's arse look MASSIVE?

8:37 PM  
Blogger Jobe said...

I think she wishes she was a big booty black chick.

8:40 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

Sam, you too can "kiss my arse". That's the point of the pic.
And rather a big arse than a small dick :P

12:09 PM  
Blogger Jobe said...

LOL. Sam you got torched bitch.

7:47 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

And he didn't even see it! Damn.

9:22 PM  

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