Down For The Cause
If I was a famous conspiracy theorist I’d make sure I died in highly suspicious circumstances so people would think the Government was pissed off at me for telling it the way it REALLY is.
posted by Ben at 8:42 PM
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I'd hang myself off the prow of one of those spaceships in area 51. And I'd copy some of the alien language onto myself in odd places using mystical looking magic markers (maybe those special ones that change colour) on my stomach and other more difficult to reach places in order to freak them out when they did the autopsy.
What were you thinking of doing Jobe?
Something better.
And with conversational skills like that, its no wonder that you're always posting about FIRSTDATES, not second-dates.
What can I say? I get bored of people quickly.
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