posted by Ben at 8:42 PM
I'd hang myself off the prow of one of those spaceships in area 51. And I'd copy some of the alien language onto myself in odd places using mystical looking magic markers (maybe those special ones that change colour) on my stomach and other more difficult to reach places in order to freak them out when they did the autopsy.What were you thinking of doing Jobe?
And with conversational skills like that, its no wonder that you're always posting about FIRSTDATES, not second-dates.
What can I say? I get bored of people quickly.
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