Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Attn: All Pens Not At My Workplace/On My Desk At Home

Your main function is to clean my ear. If you do any actual writing work then consider yourself lucky.

2 Comments:

Blogger Mars said...

they also double for cleaning teeth, if you use the pen lid. but be careful though! because if you slip, it's gonna hurt and you'll get an ulcer.

9:51 PM  
Anonymous Malady said...

*note to self* Do not suck ends of pens not on Jobes desk home / work.

Also - Mars: I thought that was what toothbrushes were for? You city folks. So inventive.

9:55 PM  

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