Not Creepy
So there’s this uglybabe that sort of likes me. I have a feeling that she is obsessed with me because she’s always coming around and seeing how I am and shit like that. She always comes around with food and things (eg nachos) and offers some to me.
It creeps me out. It’s like… why would I want that shit?
Anyway, today she came over holding a Christmas gift. I got worried. How could she buy me a Christmas gift? It’s probably something really creepy too. Like something really personal that I’ll see and she’ll say something like “I know you mentioned 82 days ago that you kind of liked Scrubs so I got you Zack Braff’s writing hand.”
So I totally called her up on it and said she was a freak and I hated her.
Turns out it was a gift for someone else. A really standard, off the rack gift too.
It creeps me out. It’s like… why would I want that shit?
Anyway, today she came over holding a Christmas gift. I got worried. How could she buy me a Christmas gift? It’s probably something really creepy too. Like something really personal that I’ll see and she’ll say something like “I know you mentioned 82 days ago that you kind of liked Scrubs so I got you Zack Braff’s writing hand.”
So I totally called her up on it and said she was a freak and I hated her.
Turns out it was a gift for someone else. A really standard, off the rack gift too.
posted by Ben at 9:35 PM
4 Comments:
i once tried to give my ex-non-boyfriend some dog biscuits i bought from the pta, and he rejected them. so i fed them to my dog.
I just purchased an incredibly special and specialised gift for a random friend, but it was more because I liked the gift than the person that I gave it to.
Thats bad, isn't it.
PS: Anon - My sister once gave me a wrapped can of dog food. Harsh.
tell her to U2U me...
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