Hell yes! Bring it the fuck ON!
Looks like my lovely wife (secret) Steph has gotten her panties in a bunch over something or other again, so I’ve been sent to the dog house for the night. At first I was a little worried because the dog house has a pretty bad reputation. But now that I’m there I can see that my preconceptions were so totally wrong. It must all be marketing hype because the dog house is GREAT!
Seriously, guys. Check out what the dog house has:
Even if Steph doesn’t take me back I won’t be worried. I’ll attract mega-babes with a place like that and the only thing she has to keep her company at night in the house will be the knowledge that she’s an uncaring bitch who is afraid of commitment.
Well it was my new years resolution to become the world’s ugliest dog. Since I made the resolution I’ve been so fucking determined to make it happen. I mean, my other resolutions like put on weight and give up smoking (after taking it up) were all achieved pretty easily. But this time it feels so important.
Things I’ve done to achieve my dream of becoming the world’s ugliest dog:
It’s a lot harder than I thought. I’m on my way, but it’s just taking so long. I never thought that trying to be the world’s ugliest dog would be so hard.