Night Light, Suckers!
It's in the shape of a duck, which is nice. I really like ducks. I find them funny.
Not many people know how much Cali rapper Defari and Melbourne’s own Reason have in common. Most people know that they’re both teachers, but did you know the similarities go much deeper?
What’s This On My Black and Green Screen?
Hi guys! Rad!
So I saw Weird Science at the theatre on the weekend with Tracy. She’s really cool and swell. I want to go steady with her.
I think turtlenecks are going to be massive in twenty years time. I’m buying large to avoid the rush.
PS I’d post pics but Blogger is totally acting up, dude.
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There are a few different ways that winning coaches achieve success in sport and in life. Some coaches think of tactics, some prefer a more motivational route. But a lot of coaches also enjoy success by scrutinising the statistics. In order to win Raw Comedy 2007 I thought I should give this method a try.
I started by looking at my own material first.
It takes approximately 22 seconds, on average, to read one of my posts. As the limit for a set at Raw Comedy 2007 is 5 minutes (300 seconds), I will have to select approximately 13 posts to read. However, this does not take into account pauses for audience laughter, which will be plentiful.
As I currently have over 1450 posts, this means that I will have to select 1 post in every 112 I have posted. As Raw Comedy 2007 is 6 months away, there will probably be another 750 or so posts on this blog. This means that I will have to select 1 post for every 170 posts I have made.
Then I moved on to the competition.
I listened to the recordings of 6 comedians from the 2006 state finals. During their 5 minute sets, these comedians averaged an attempted joke every 19 seconds, meaning they had about 15 during their set. Incidentally, the men, on averaged, managed to crack more jokes in the 5 minutes. Which just goes to prove that female comedians are shit.
I also tried listening to recordings of Mitch Hedberg and Demetri Martin that I had. These boys managed a little better, on average, dropping a joke every 14 seconds, totally 22 for the 5 minutes. The jokes were of a higher quality too. They also managed to make their jokes better by using pauses to their advantage. The Raw comedians rarely used pauses well.
So what does this mean for me (the game plan)?: