So holy shit, etc. Last night I was hanging around and this hotbabe comes up to me. She's all "yea, love your blog dude. It's really fucking funny and I want to make out with you."
I get this ALL the time and it shits me, but I learn to deal with my fame as an underappreciated blogger-type dude.
But last night the chick kept on pushing the issue. I was reading my book and she goes "will you look at me?" and I didn't really want to. Eventually I looked up at her to tell her to fuck off because I was getting to the good bit about ogres in my book, but I noticed that she looked familiar: It was the radio's own Jackie O!
I was all "wow okay, let's pose for pictures then go kiss and tell our celeb (eds note: this is celebrity speak for 'celebrity') friends that we made out and go our separate ways.
Not a bad night. Jackie O kisses like a fish (with herpes).