You have questionable taste re: your favourite albums. Shall we analyse? STFU I’ll do it anyway. Sit down. No. Sit down. SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LISTEN.
10. U2 – The Joshua Tree
You like a concept album about lynching black people? You make me fucking sick. Never heard the album but the singles are okayish.
9. Meat Loaf – Bat Out Of Hell
So not only do you like lynching black people but you like to hang out with seedy fat guys who worship Satan? You have made me even sicker. I’ve gone from mild crabs to full-blown herpes. Also, crap album.
8. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Oh, you mean magik AKA THE BLACK ART? I’m noticing a trend… OF WICKEDNESS! Goodish album.
7. Led Zeppelin – IV
A very good album but top 10? Please. Also, SATANIC AND MAY CONTAIN SKELETONS.
6. Nirvana – Nevermind
Oh when I was a child this was the shit. I wouldn’t have this top 10 but I’ll let you have this. Also, KIDDIE PORN.
5. The Beatles – Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Probably not their best album but you have to respect the amount of experimentation that they had. The first side of this is amazing. I’d love to see a pop act do this sort of shit these days. I will let you have this one, my darlings. Also, lovely cover art.
4. The Beatles – Abbey Road
Oh for fuck’s sake. Why waste having two Beatles albums in the top 10? Do you know ANYTHING about making a top 10 list? Clearly not. You are stupid.
3. Radiohead – OK Computer
Yeah it’s great but number three? Fucking saddies. Still, I’ll let you have this or you’d probably cut yourselves.
2. Jeff Buckley – Grace
Oh fuck off, Australia. If I died tomorrow would you say I was the second best blogger of all time? You would? Really? Hmmmmm. Nah, I’ll pass.
1. Pink Floyd – Dark Side of the Moon
You are a retarded people. Who the hell says that the best album of all time should be prog? I love prog, but it’s fucking prog! I’d maybe give you the 11-20 bracket on a better day, but you were out of line with this. Although, pyramids on the front… Illuminati conspiracy making this number one?
I know this is a list about FAVOURITE albums of all time, but you really need to get some fucking taste. Or not. I’m not really fussed. I’m pretty chilled right now. And I totally respect your opinions.