All of my friends! The warmest of welcomes to you all.
As 2006 draws to a close I thought it would be appropriate to make a post summarising the highs and lows that WTOMH has experienced in the past twelve months, similar to what I did around this time last year
Firstly, I can’t write about WTOMH’s ’06 without mentioning the massive year that girl-behind-the-scenes, Sarah, had. She celebrated her 21st and, astonishgly, also her 22nd birthdays with huge celebrations that kept the whole neighbourhood up, lol. <--inferring that it was a noisy party. After she recovered from that Sarah directed the school play, The OC, to rave reviews.
The second Jobe was in charge (whoa, calm down troops!) for the entire year and managed to grow the audience while lowering the standard that first Jobe had set: no easy task!
In October, WTOMH adopted an orphaned child, since it was all the rage. Unfortunately the body rejected the transplant so I still only have one kidney.
We’re still no closer to finding out what was on my hand, although the answer appears to have something to do with an incident in Perth in the 1980’s and being bitten by an eel at the age of 14.
No one is really sure what with happen to WTOMH in the new year. Maybe we’ll just fuck the whole thing off. Maybe not. Shit, stop pressuring me! I just want to get into the Christmas spirit or something (mmmm yea that sounds hot). Back off you freakin psychos.Is the pressure getting to old Jobe? Tune in next year to find out. On....What'sThisOnMyHand?