The Road To Raw

Holy fuck am I freaking out or what! <---rhetorical question, I am

I am really not happy with my Raw act and it's getting too late to write a new one.

No one I've shown it to is really into it. And I told a few jokes to some dudes and they just stared at me blankly.

Eventually they felt sorry for me and said "it's all in the delivery." I delivered the joeks to them and they didn't laugh. My delivery is obviously shit. (Maybe Dominos have tips for you, Jobe?)

Fuck this isn't good.

Do The Moth

Most people use moth balls to protect their clothes from moths. That’s okay. But I also use moth balls to protect my clothes from smelling nice.

Thoughts on Arnott's Premier Chocolate Chip Cookies

Okay, so if these are the best tasting chocolate chip cookies because they are 40% choc chips, ie more than normal, then surely a chocolate chip cookie that is 100% choc chips will be even better?

I think tomorrow I'm going to do some baking.

Tinkerbell

If I played in a sporting team and we had a coach with the surname Bell and he enjoyed constantly messing with our tactics and lineup, I would nickname him Tinkerbell and constantly call him that name.

It would annoy him and he would mess with the tactics and lineup even more than normal because he did it as an outlet for his tremendous anxiety. But it’s okay because one day he’ll get a stress related disease and almost die and quit the team.

Holy Fucking Shit aka The David Jones Food Fridge Day

So the mother went mad crazy with purchasing today and I arrived home to a fridge stacked with unbelievable culinary delights. I call them the iron delights of culinary cuisine. Anyway, here is a quick walkthrough:

Marinated Sardines
Ahhhhh fuck these are so good! No one else in the house likes sardines so I will eat all of these.

Meatballs
Ahhhhh freakin delicious. I love meat and also things in ball shapes so this is good.

Buffalo Mozzarella
Holy crap! Camemberts title as king of the cheeses is OFFICIALLY UNDER THREAT!

Crying Over Girls
Gay

Bisque
OMG THERE’S A BISQUE! Can’t wait to try that.

The (Book) End (Place)

So I got some book ends for my shelves the other day. But some engineer totally stuffed up (don’t you hate that!) and the book ends don’t bloody stand up.

I’ve used some books to hold them in place and it seems to be better. They aren’t falling over.

Fire Sale

WTOMH IS HAVING A FIRE SALE!



Holy crap.



Everything must go!



Prices like this will never be repeated!



Why not get one for the house and one for the car?

FAQ

Q: Jobe, what blogs do YOU read?

A: In no particular order (although sort of in order of discovery)

Chelsea Peretti
A rather funny lass. Used to be better when she posted heaps but it's still good.

Not going nowhere
I think everyone already knows Adam's blog so no real introduction needed. I mostly just read it for his interviews of me. The rest is a bit dull.

Reasons You Will Hate Me
I think Fits is on everyone's list so, again, no introduction. I find her clever, funny and interesting.

Much Ado about sumthin!
The lack of capitals in the second half of the name has always pissed me off. Steph blog-whores herself to everyone so she should be familiar. She's kind of like the retarded but hot girl next door. And I love her.

It's ok, I'll still take it personally
A blog about Sam. If you like Sam you'll like reading about Sam. If you don't like Sam you won't like reading about Sam. He's also a buddy of mine on the wonderful Jobe Talks About Food... blog.

Keep it Foolish!
Oh Dave Mack. I knew him pre-blog days so I sort of have to read his blog. But it's a good, which is good. He is a man all the girls want and a man all the guys want to be like. Trivia: he is exactly 1 year younger than me. 12/9 represent.

I Blogged Myself
Bevis rarely blogs anymore and he never comments here anymore so I don't check his blog out heaps. But I go back every now and then to remember the days.

the rumblings of a modest earth dweller
Keeks blogs a lot about a lot of things, which is good. I often read him, Dave Mack and Sam all together so I can read about them blogging about the same thing they did together.

Quick Little Splinter
I like Rach. She's very smart and can cook well and likes some good music (no Macro) and I bet she's hot too. She was the forefather of Thus Bakes Zarathustra, a blog that I put recipes on.

Bland Canyon
It's very pop-culturey, which isn't normally my thing, so I don't know why I go back. Maybe it's the Arrested Development quotes.

Another Little Disappointment
He doesn't blog heaps but fuck this guy is a genius. A day he blogs is a happy day.

Welcome to Nadstown
Nads' display picture always makes me think she is a pelican with a pointy nose and ample bossom. And, yea, a good read too.

gerlblog 3
An IRL buddy with a blog I enjoy muchly. She is super-smart and super-rad and has a lovely way of writing.

Girls Are Pretty
I don't know if this is a blog, but it's brilliant. If the writer was a hotbabe I'd go all stalky and shit on her. One of those people I wish I could be half as funny as.

cremated
Doesn't blog heaps now because of holiday shits, but Mister Nora is very talented and funny. A very good blog.

an enigma trapped in a giggle
GirlQuinn has an awesome efficiency of about 134%. We started off awkwardly with her thinking I was IOYC and me thinking she was male, but now it's all good and I like her muchly.

A Dying Star
She steals things from neighbours, which is bad. But she's very funny, which is good.

Deep Dark Truthful Mirrors
One of the best things about WTOMH was that it led to me becoming eBuddies with Sarah. She's funny and smart and sexy and has great taste and could be your next Australian Idol. One of only two people that knows of My Secret Blog.

I'M ON YOUR COMPUTER
I eKnew him since before he blogged and always enjoyed his input. After reading his blog it inspired me to start my own. So you can thank him for having me here to brighten your fucking day. He's also funny as all hell and I am thankful that he is not entering Raw Comedy 2007 because he would surely beat me.

Thus Bakes Zarathustra
Me and some other people share recipes. It's been a bit quiet lately but the recipes will live on. Check my recipe for the 16 Choc Cheesecake and Other Delicacies.

Jobe Talks About Food and Wine and Other Shit Like That With Calypso and Sam
I started this blog to keep track of all the restaurants I go to and wines that I drink and what I thought of them. Calypso is an IRL friend that never blogs and Sam is always entertaining and knowledgable.

fat hose...
I have known Mr Ho for many moons on the internet. His blog is only new but he is a charming fellow and is totally not looking so don't worry.

Bent My Wookie
A recent discovery. Jacob kind of worries me because he might grow into a knowitall who goes to uni and likes politics. Or he might not. But I read his journey to find out.

iwishicouldthinkofanameforthisblog
I think this may be Belle's 34th blog. But, yea, she is an eBuddy I have known for ages and I have met her in the IRL and she is delightful and we are having food together in a couple of weeks. Her other blogs were sort of targeted to a certain issue. This isn't, so it'll be interesting to see how it goes.

Tour of ignorance
Sam is overseas. Lucky fella. I will read about his adventures on this designated adventure blog.

writing is arduous work
Daz is an eBuddy turned IRLBuddy. We don't get to have out much due to being superbusy guys but he is a very cool dude and is always good fun. He is a very good person and writes about me on his blog.

Not mentioned, but also read:
- My Secret Blog
- Malady's Blog

I hope that answers your question.