Help!
I need some suggestions from the general reading public here.
There’s this dead guy on my front steps right. Well he won’t go away. I gave him some meat and he just keeps hanging around. Wanting more meat, presumably. I’ve tried shoeing him but it does nothing.
I think he could try and sell me something at any second. Or maybe even offer to clean my gutters for $10. And that’s almost as bad as selling something.
This is really bad. What do I do?
There’s this dead guy on my front steps right. Well he won’t go away. I gave him some meat and he just keeps hanging around. Wanting more meat, presumably. I’ve tried shoeing him but it does nothing.
I think he could try and sell me something at any second. Or maybe even offer to clean my gutters for $10. And that’s almost as bad as selling something.
This is really bad. What do I do?
posted by Ben at 7:59 PM
2 Comments:
Maybe you should smear the meat onto the dead man, therefore attracting flies and ants and various other scavengers. Give it a couple of weeks, and he'll be all gone / a skeleton.
maybe you should kill him.
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