posted by Ben at 1:28 PM
I am on a new diet. I don't eat anything, and when I feel like i'm about to faint - I eat a cube of cheese.
i just have an ice block. but if i'm reaaaalllly hungry, after i eat a meal, i'll make myself throw upit's a great way to lose pounds before a show!
I have a strict policy of eating only foods with the fats / oils / carbs fully intact.It's basically to rub it in to my chubber friends that I am naturally thin.Yay Me!
You're all pretty fucked up (in your eating habits).
my new regime involves eating half the amount of food as normal, so that i'm only injesting half the amount of fat.which means i can have twice as much!
I have love handles for the first time EVER. As soon as this cast comes off i shall be starving myself/throwing up/excercising till i drop dead, etc, etc.Nobody likes a fat corpse. Think of the poor pall bearers!!
Kiki is gold.
Steph. I'll fuck you thin. K babe?
I think you all need to join the Bloggest Loser. I can kick all your undernourished asses.
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