Kinda Germy
Frank was woken up by a call from his friend Sean’s solicitor. The solicitor has called to advise Frank that he was named as a benefactor on Sean’s will.
Sean killed himself two weeks ago. Right before he killed himself, Sean called Frank to tell him that he was going to kill himself and that he wanted Frank to have all of his CDs. But Frank wasn’t there so he just left a message.
Frank still hasn’t forgiven himself for not being there to take that call. Sean was his best friend, but his taste in music was terrible. A lot of emo and shit like that. He wasn’t even one of those depressed kids that listened to mildly cool music like The Smiths or… someone like that (Frank is too down to think of other examples right now). No, Sean listened to My Chemical Romance and that sort of shit.
Frank is upset because he doesn’t really want these CDs. He won’t listen to them and he can’t really throw them out because they might be haunted or something. Not that he really wants to touch them though. Sean killed himself in the same room where his CDs are, so they all have a thin film of death covering them.
As soon as he can decide who to give all of his and Sean’s CDs to, Frank is going to kill himself so he isn’t forced with being in this hopeless situation.
Sean killed himself two weeks ago. Right before he killed himself, Sean called Frank to tell him that he was going to kill himself and that he wanted Frank to have all of his CDs. But Frank wasn’t there so he just left a message.
Frank still hasn’t forgiven himself for not being there to take that call. Sean was his best friend, but his taste in music was terrible. A lot of emo and shit like that. He wasn’t even one of those depressed kids that listened to mildly cool music like The Smiths or… someone like that (Frank is too down to think of other examples right now). No, Sean listened to My Chemical Romance and that sort of shit.
Frank is upset because he doesn’t really want these CDs. He won’t listen to them and he can’t really throw them out because they might be haunted or something. Not that he really wants to touch them though. Sean killed himself in the same room where his CDs are, so they all have a thin film of death covering them.
As soon as he can decide who to give all of his and Sean’s CDs to, Frank is going to kill himself so he isn’t forced with being in this hopeless situation.


2 Comments:
Ew. Death Germs.
Almost as bad as Boy Germs.
Almost.
We can only hope this will cause a rampant chain reaction among emos . . . and possibly among emus, but that's a different story. Perhaps they can be wiped out.
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