The Monarchist Within

Last night I had a dream that I was a monarchist. The Queen came to visit and I was thrilled. I stood in a crowd with my friends and family and watched The Queen walk but. But hark! Republicans! I killed their arses and let The Queen pass.

She passed and then I put out some washing. It was probably too late in the day to do so, but I was so thrilled from my The Queen encounter that I thought anything was possible from here.