More Like ValenTINE’s Day
So The Girl wants me to do all this super romantic shit for her, even though we’ve only been going out for a minute.
She suggests that I send her flowers at work. But she suggested it so it’s sort of… been done and… is expected. I think I might send, like, a hooker or something to her work.
UPDATE: Hookers are like 3-4 times as much as normal today. Fuck that. I’ll just eat her out next time I see her.
She suggests that I send her flowers at work. But she suggested it so it’s sort of… been done and… is expected. I think I might send, like, a hooker or something to her work.
UPDATE: Hookers are like 3-4 times as much as normal today. Fuck that. I’ll just eat her out next time I see her.
posted by Ben at 7:50 PM
4 Comments:
Lucky bitch oughta count her blessings.
hmmmm..
Lick out ... flowers... lick out....flowers..
Can i suggest you suck on a cool mint first? Meowwwwwww!
Greedy chicks are on the rise.
Give her NOTHING!
LOL Jali!
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