The Balance

The good and evil parts of me are showing up too much at times that aren’t really vital. Like I’ll be thinking about having a glass of water or not and the good side pops up on my shoulder and says I should drink it because it will refresh me and has many health benefits, then the evil side pops up and says only pussies drink water and that I should take ice and rape someone instead. And the good side of me doesn’t like confrontations so it’s starting to show up less and less.

This won’t end well.