Coming To a David Jones Near You

After seeing that Stella chick make some clothes for Target, I think I’ll get into the fashion business myself. Don’t worry, I’m not a queer.

So it’s going to be called Contrary Road Clothing and my entire line will be t-shirts with pictures on them of cars travelling in the opposite direction to what the road signs indicate.

Pretty confident it will sell out and I’ll become fabulously wealthy.