The Ins and Outs of Being Post-Cool

Out: Being arrested for a hit and run
In: Being arrested for possessing child pornography

Out: Going to rehab
In: Going to Portugal (Nice chicken! Yum!)

Out: Drinking bottled water
In: Pouring bottled water into the dams (doing your bit, etc)

Out: Being broken up with
In: Becoming a widow

Out: Healthy eating
In: Healthy friends with benefitsing

Out: Adopting third-world children
In: Adopting the pets of third-world children