Have You Noticed?
That every 2-3 weeks this blog takes on a very fucked-up sexual tone?
Just noticed that now.
It sort of corresponds with how I am in relationships. They always go in cycles where we build up to a week of crazy sex, which is always followed by a week where I don’t have any interest in sex.
“Let’s do something tonight, Jobey honey.”
“Sure. What do you want to do?” (I always put the lady’s interests first)
“How about we do what we did last week? I just got a new chair that we can break the legs off and sodomise each other with.”
“How about dinner and a movie?”
“That’s boring! Let’s be freaky!”
“We can see a MA movie if you want....” (I'm considerate) "...as long as it has no sex scenes."
Just noticed that now.
It sort of corresponds with how I am in relationships. They always go in cycles where we build up to a week of crazy sex, which is always followed by a week where I don’t have any interest in sex.
“Let’s do something tonight, Jobey honey.”
“Sure. What do you want to do?” (I always put the lady’s interests first)
“How about we do what we did last week? I just got a new chair that we can break the legs off and sodomise each other with.”
“How about dinner and a movie?”
“That’s boring! Let’s be freaky!”
“We can see a MA movie if you want....” (I'm considerate) "...as long as it has no sex scenes."
posted by Ben at 9:30 PM
3 Comments:
There are MA movies with no sex scenes?
Who knew?
Yeah, heaps of horror and action movies. Chicks like those I guess.
"Look, honey! There's a girl being sawn in half. You like girls don't you?"
I guess you would like a week or so to heal up after using up the legs on her other chair.
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