Lonely
Fuck, I’m so lonely that I could just go out and kill all of the slags that have rejected me over the years, but I won’t because that will leave me slightly more alone in terms of world population. And if I kill a pregnant slag that has rejected me then that’s like twice as alone.
I CANNOT WIN
I CANNOT WIN
posted by Ben at 10:44 PM
4 Comments:
Not to condone murder, but sometimes it is the presence of people that makes us more lonely than their absence. Give me two or three people, and I'm happy as a bug in a rug. Put me in a room with a hundred, and it's a much different story.
I like to be in a room with a hundred people.
Particularly if they are naked and covered in butter.
But thats just me.
JR, I don't want to be in a room with you and 99 other people.
MLD, I imagine the collective smell would be awful. Sweat, butter, juices, anticipation.
Yeah, its a bit rancid.
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