A Pamphlet Saved My Life

Crazy happenings today. A pamphlet totally saved my life.

I was walking on the streets when some religious nut handed me a pamphlet which promised to help me save my soul. It was pretty gay so I went to throw it out.

But before I got the chance, some cunt drive-by’d me and I got shot about 50 times (with bullets). Amazingly, each one of the shots hit the pamphlet and I walked away unharmed (after throwing the pamphlet in the bin).