Friday, June 01, 2007

If You’re Going To Talk About Me At The Bar…

Please don’t do it while my friend isn’t standing right fucking next to you.

“Okay, dare time.”
“hit, what this time?”
“See that guy over there?”
“Yeah…”
“I’ll buy the next round if you walk over there, tell him he’s cute and kiss him.”
“No fucking way! Look at him!”
“Fine, you buy the next round then.”
“Hey!”
“Your choice…”
“…”

Fucking bitches. Don’t mess with people’s feelings.

4 Comments:

Blogger FunnierNowThanYesterday-TheEternalCynic said...

hehe...good one!

Thanx for the tip, will try it out next time!

9:18 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

Fuck off ok, I was broke, it was the day before payday, I couldn't afford to shout the next round.

6:44 PM  
Anonymous malady said...

Did this really happen?

Girls suck.*






*except me.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Jobe said...

I don't want to talk about this anymore.

11:05 PM  

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